gombalan maut
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
- Orangtuamu pengrajin bantal yah? Karena terasa nyaman jika di dekatmu.
- Sekarang aku gendutan gak sih ? kamu tau gak kenapa ? soalnya km udah mengembangkan cinta yang banyak dihatiku
- Tau ga knapa malem ini ga ada bintang ?? soalnya bintangnya pindah semua ke matamu?
- Jangan GR deh. Aku kangen kamu sedikit aja kok. Sedikit berlebihan maksudnya.
Cowok: Maaf mbak, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah deket saya saja?
Cewek: Loh? Emangnya kenapa??
Cowok: Biar gak dikerubung semut.. soalnya mbak manis sich?
Cowok : Aku didiagnosa Sakit jantung.
Cewek : Hah! Kok bisa?
Cowok : Iya. Jantungku selalu berdegup kencang bila dekat denganmu.
Cowok : Kemarin aku ke dokter mata. Kamu tau apa kata dokter?
Cewek : Apa? Parah?
Cowok : Kata dokter ada kamu di mataku.
Cowok : Kamu punya kunci apa aja sih?
Cewek : Kunci rumah, kunci mobil, kunci lemari. Emang ada apa?
Cowok : Punya nggak kunci untuk membuka hatimu kepadaku?
Cowok : Kamu punya peta nggak?
Cewek : Peta apa?
Cowok : Peta hatimu. Karena aku tersesat dan tak bisa keluar dari hatimu.
- Bapak kamu pasti seorang astronot ??? Soalnya aku melihat banyak bintang di matamu.
- Kamu pasti kuliah di seni pahat ya ??? Soalnya kamu pintar sekali memahat namamu di hatiku.
- Kakekmu pasti penambang ya ??? Soalnya banyak berlian di matamu.
- Kamu Mantan pencuri ya ??? Abisnya kamu mencuri hatiku sih!
Cowok : Aku suka senyum-senyum sendiri lho.
Cewek : Hah .. Gila Ya
Cowok : Nggak. Aku sedang mikirin kamu.
- Setiap malam aku berjalan-jalan di suatu tempat. Kamu tau di mana itu ? Di hatimu.
- Kamu merasa gempa gak ??? ada kamu yang mengguncang hatiku sih.
-Kamu pake Indosat ya ??? Karena sinyal-sinyal cintamu sangat kuat sampai ke hatiku.
- Your parents pillows craftsmen yah? Because if it feels comfortable in your presence.
- Now I gendutan not anyway? You do not know why? because km've developed a lot of love my heart
- Tau is ga ga knapa malem no stars?? because the star moved everything to your eyes?
- Do GR deh. I miss you a little aja kok. A bit redundant point.
Male: Sorry ya, do not sit in a chair that is too long, I just moved deket?
Girls: Loh? Emangnya why??
Male: Let not dikerubung ants .. because ya sweet sich?
Guy: I was diagnosed with cardiac pain.
Girls: Hah! How so?
Guy: Yeah. My heart always beat faster when close to you.
Male: Yesterday I went to the eye doctor. You know what the doctor said?
Girl: What? Severe?
Male: The doctor said there is you in my eyes.
Guys: Do you have any kind of lock anyway?
Girls: Lock house, car keys, key cabinets. Weve what is it?
Guy: Have not the key to open your heart to me?
Guys: Do you have a map or not?
Girls: Map of what?
Guys: Guide your heart. Because I got lost and could not get out of your heart.
- Mr. You must be an astronaut??? Because I see a lot of stars in your eyes.
- You must study in sculpture huh??? Because you're good at carving your name in my heart.
- Your grandfather surely miners huh??? You see a lot of diamonds in your eyes.
- You Former thief huh??? Abisnya you stole my heart anyway!
Male: I like to smile himself you know.
Girl: Huh .. crazy Yes
Guys: Do not. I'm thinking about you.
- Every night I walk in somewhere. You know where it is? In yours.
- You do not feel the earthquake??? There you are shaking my heart anyway.
-You use Indosat huh??? Because these signals are very strong love to my heart.
